Score: 4

"I like this series."

submission: The Trial - Prosecution

date: October 13, 2006

The problem is that this one is too "straw man" and way too penalty oriented with circular reasoning. There should be slip ups by the prosecution and an "objection" option should be available. Also with the questioning, there are too many pitfalls with the judge and too many dead ends with the witnesses. I understand that you're trying to create a challenge, but lighten up; court circumstances are not THAT bad.

Score: 7

"Dick humor; literally."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 14, 2006

Should have had the lesbian orgy first is all I'm saying about this mildly disturbing cadre of "penis envy."

Score: 4

"*Yawn*....."

submission: Stick Arena (NG)

date: August 9, 2006

Stick animation/stick death bores me. Just because it's online doesn't automatically make it good. Frag a stick, then log off. Wow.....
Next please.

Score: 3

"Sorry, man....."

submission: Resident Evil Escape

date: July 23, 2006

The whole trapped-in-a-house-find-your-way-out crap has been done to death; so has the click-to-find-clues charade.

First of all, the animation makes games like these. If you design poorly, expect it to be harder for people to "feel" their way around the game. I couldn't, for the life of me, click on some things and it took me double the time it should have taken to get out of one situation to the next.

Secondly, learn to spell better. The diary was well done, but some parts of the spelling gave a lower authentic approach.

Lastly, if you're going to make a sequel, PLEASE get someone who knows how to draw and animate. I hope you don't make a sequel personally; not because you can't make flash, but because I'm sick of the genre. Take it easy.

Score: 6

"Pretty decent."

submission: Wheel Of Danger

date: June 26, 2006

You should add blood when she gets hit or have her say funny shit when you miss and/or hit her.

Score: 8

"Friggin' awsome."

submission: Fireworks Game

date: June 26, 2006

Extremely addicting, simple, fun as fuck and just in time for the 4th of July! This is great; keep up the excellent work!

Score: 5

"Been done....."

submission: Destroy the World

date: June 13, 2006

Controls were waaaay too jumpy, the laser cannon had this nasty habit of firing in different directions for no reason and this concept in general is getting old. Don't get me wrong, the graphics are very nice, but there's nothing new here.

Score: 6

"Amusing."

submission: Stickicide 2

date: June 10, 2006

Some ideas for new deaths:

1. A chainsaw that chops off his head.
2. A hundred needles on a side of a wall to throw himself at.
3. A pot of boiling oil he runs under that splashes all over him.
4. A puddle of water with an exposed electrical cord that electrocutes him.
5. A swinging guillotine that cuts him in half.

I could come up with shit all day. Need anymore ideas?

Score: 6

"Too bad....."

submission: Murloc RPG

date: June 5, 2006

Great game, until I got to that stupid kobold mage. You deliberately set it up so that if you didn't have that frost power, you'd be screwed against him. I got him down to 7 hp before his stupid ass healed again. Fix it to where you can re-invest your talent points because people who invested in fury are crippled completely, unless by some miracle that lame mage doesn't heal by the time you get him down to 30-40 hp.

Score: 4

"Amusing and short"

submission: PAC-MAN (VGDC)

date: November 10, 2002

but quickies suck. You are awsome and have awsome flash skills, and I understand your philosophy with hating people you don't know and could give a shit about and people online suck, but hey your friends (if you have any) were people you didn't know. Hell, maybe even a fan of yours in an alternate universe eh? Something to think about.